A performance as part of Zoë Walker and Neil Bromwich's Art School Anecdote, 14 March 2013. I chose five 'artspeak' terms that occur in texts proscribed in the Art Theory Workshop, where I was teaching at the time. I took on the persona of a rather serious art theoretician. I solemnly asked for the assistance of the audience to assist in bringing more colour into the compulsory Art Theory courses at the school. Five helpers stood in a row behind me, each holding a monochromatic 'swatch' aloft as I read out a series of flashcards with the terms drawn on them. The helpers dispersed into the crowd, and I asked the audience to gather around the colour which best matched each word in turn.